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[guidemyway]

Hey there folks~!

It's your girl, Ruby Rose. And I'm here with some driving tips for anyone who might not be in the know!

Today's tip is: Don't slam your feet down on the gas and breaks at the same time!

The rumors and gossip are not true. It does not actually take a screenshot.

Don't fall for it.

[Because she totally believed it.]

Until next time,

Ruby out!

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[airskate]

[ ....... ]

What's a screenshot?

[guidemyway]

[Oh boy. She doesn't have to explain herself.]

It's a picture. Of what you were doing at the time.

[airskate]

Like a photograph?

[guidemyway]

Yeah, exactly!

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[andnevermore]

[ It's not audible when Blake puts a despairing hand to her forehead, but nonetheless, Ruby likely knows her well enough to know exactly what she's doing. ]

Whoever told you that was just being mean, I think.

[ It's... pretty funny, though. ]

Are you okay? You didn't crash, right?

[guidemyway]

[She knows exactly what's going on here. She knows she's pretty awful at covering her tracks.]

What- No way- No one told me that. I heard about it and had to inform everyone immediately that it wasn't true.

Because I'm a concerned citizen.

[That last part was true. Ruby's driving left... something to be desired though.]

But yeah- Totally fine.

Maybe just a little startled.

You know. For the other person.

[andnevermore]

[ Oh, gods. Blake's just going to go ahead and assume that Ruby didn't run someone over, because she'd be horrified if she did -- she definitely wouldn't be telling everybody about non-existent screenshot functions. ]

I guess your car is small enough that someone probably wouldn't get hurt even if you did bump into them.

For future reference, though, you can't adjust the radio volume with the pedals either. Just in case someone told you that, too.

[guidemyway]

[Thankfully, no one was hurt in Ruby's ridiculous driving experience. She'd also be making a much different message if she had.]

It's not something I'd try ramming into any monsters, that's for sure. But I can confirm that the breaks work really well!

No one mentioned that! I do need to find an aux cord or something though. It'll be more fun to drive with the right tunes.

[solitarysoul]

...what happens if you do that?

[Thankfully he has a motorcycle so cannot be tempted by that.]

[guidemyway]

Well... You stop going fast, and depending on how long you hold it starts to smell like burning.

[solitarysoul]

That's probably bad.

[guidemyway]

Yep!

That's why I'm giving this handy dandy, public service announcement.

So no one tries things that they shouldn't.

[undyingcrow]

...With all due respect, Ruby-san, why would it produce a screenshot, and for what reason did you need one?

[There's so much going on here, he doesn't even know where to start.]

[guidemyway]

Why wouldn't it make a screenshot!? Everything makes screen shots these days!

There was a cute farm I went by. I mean- cute in a dilapidated, "The farm that time forgot" kind of vibe to it. But it was still cute.

[undyingcrow]

Would it not be better to use a camera? I understand that we've had to scavenge for resources, but it's certainly a safer option than operating off of hearsay.

[...not to mention, how did she even plan to direct her vehicle in that case?]

[guidemyway]

Aren't you supposed to not use your phone while driving?

[faceguy]

[He said he wouldn’t make fun of you but girl you’re making it hard!]

…I think you mostly do that at the start of a street race.

[Leo no.]

[guidemyway]

[She honestly walks right into it.]

...Does that help???

[Ruby no.]

[faceguy]

I think it makes it so you can peel right out as soon as the race starts.

[These idiots will get themselves killed.]

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[serialmurderbot]

What the fuck would it take a screenshot of?

[guidemyway]

Me!?

Whatever I was driving toward!?

I don’t know, I was trying to find out!

[serialmurderbot]

If it took a screenshot it would be of whatever's on the screen.

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[flowersnjunk]

You know from experience, luv?

[guidemyway]

Wow.

You're not giving me very much credit, are you?

[She knows she's been caught red handed.]

...But you're right.

[flowersnjunk]

I'm 'fraid you're just not very convincing, eh? But points for trying! Who fed you that lot of snuff, anyhow?