[Audio]

[guidemyway]

Hey there folks~!

It's your girl, Ruby Rose. And I'm here with some driving tips for anyone who might not be in the know!

Today's tip is: Don't slam your feet down on the gas and breaks at the same time!

The rumors and gossip are not true. It does not actually take a screenshot.

Don't fall for it.

[Because she totally believed it.]

Until next time,

Ruby out!

Comments

[serialmurderbot]

[It waits a full five seconds to respond to that. Not because it needs that long to think of a response, but because pointed silence is the best way it can think of to communicate how deeply stupid it finds that response.]

Stop your vehicle, you need to be escorted to the medical facilities.

[guidemyway]

[And the point of the silence flies completely over her heard.]

...What- Why?

I feel fine!

[serialmurderbot]

Your human neural tissue needs assessment.

[It's pretty sure that there's no medical equipment that can do that here, but still.]