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[guidemyway]

Hey there folks~!

It's your girl, Ruby Rose. And I'm here with some driving tips for anyone who might not be in the know!

Today's tip is: Don't slam your feet down on the gas and breaks at the same time!

The rumors and gossip are not true. It does not actually take a screenshot.

Don't fall for it.

[Because she totally believed it.]

Until next time,

Ruby out!

Comments

[guidemyway]

[She knows exactly what's going on here. She knows she's pretty awful at covering her tracks.]

What- No way- No one told me that. I heard about it and had to inform everyone immediately that it wasn't true.

Because I'm a concerned citizen.

[That last part was true. Ruby's driving left... something to be desired though.]

But yeah- Totally fine.

Maybe just a little startled.

You know. For the other person.

[andnevermore]

[ Oh, gods. Blake's just going to go ahead and assume that Ruby didn't run someone over, because she'd be horrified if she did -- she definitely wouldn't be telling everybody about non-existent screenshot functions. ]

I guess your car is small enough that someone probably wouldn't get hurt even if you did bump into them.

For future reference, though, you can't adjust the radio volume with the pedals either. Just in case someone told you that, too.

[guidemyway]

[Thankfully, no one was hurt in Ruby's ridiculous driving experience. She'd also be making a much different message if she had.]

It's not something I'd try ramming into any monsters, that's for sure. But I can confirm that the breaks work really well!

No one mentioned that! I do need to find an aux cord or something though. It'll be more fun to drive with the right tunes.

[andnevermore]

If we manage to find tech to link our Scrolls to our cars, I'd be so happy.

[ She could listen to her music, and her audiobooks! However: ]

But, I actually did find some music in some wrecked cars not that long ago. It's all in a really old format, but my van plays it just fine. Maybe your car might too?

[guidemyway]

That would be amazing- I've been driving with mine in a cup to project the sound a little further, but it's just not the same as the car speakers.

Oh- Oh! We can give it a shot.

How's the music? I know your taste and I trust it.

[andnevermore]

It's-- hmm, how do I describe it? If I had encountered this music when I was fourteen, I would have been obsessed with it. Even as an eighteen year old, though, it's pretty good. Whoever's car I raided was into very angsty emo rock.

Oh, and some more modern pop, but with some really amazing lyrics. Whoever Taylor Swift is, I need to find more of her music.

You can escape Deer, but you can never escape T swift.

[guidemyway]

[Ruby can't help but give an excited squeal. Look. If there is one thing her and Blake kind of vibed on, it was general style.]

Okay. Okay. And you're just sharing this now!?

Why are we not having an emergency music party in your camper van?

...Do we have the snacks to get one going!?

[andnevermore]

Obviously I had to wait until I could scavenge lots of pillows and blankets, to make the emergency music party extra comfy ;)

As for snacks, no. Unfortunately. But I'm not sure if I'd allow wayward snacking on my mattress anyway.

[guidemyway]

Okay. Okay. Good point. But we took care of that the other day didn't we?

[Wow. She feels so called out here.]

Oh come on. It was only the one time and that was like all the way back at Beacon. I promise I wont make a mess.

[It was the not the one time, and she would not be able to keep that promise.]