[Audio, first evening parked by the river]

[mytearsaremine]

Okay, uh, people should probably not try to go swimming in the river. Just to warn you.

[She makes an annoyed noise.]

I turned into a fish person. Like I have gills now and webbed feet and it's awful. So just, you know, be careful and don't just jump in like an idiot.

[Like she did. She adds, mostly in a mutter, but still broadcasting,]

The plants said as much and I didn't listen. They warned me not to put my roots too deep. Ugh. So stupid.

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[mytearsaremine]

And I'll know to tell you I told you so.

[Then, slightly more seriously:]

You're doing okay, right? Not being turned into a fish person and all.

[faceguy]

[Augh no, he never likes it when serious voice is turned on him.]

Yeah, same turtle as ever. Are you alright besides the whole fish person thing?

[mytearsaremine]

[Sorry, dude, Jolie is occasionally serious.]

I was a little freaked out when it happened, but I'm okay now, yeah.

[faceguy]

Cool. Well, let me know if you need anything, like... a fishbowl, or something.

[mytearsaremine]

Imagine me sticking my tongue out at you right now. Because that's definitely what I'm doing.

[And she makes a noise like she's a five year old doing exactly that.]

[faceguy]

[Leo laughs and makes his own five-year-old tongue-sticking-out noise from his side of the line.]