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route666radio2025-03-02 08:32 am
serialmurderbot) wrote in route666radio2025-03-02 08:32 am
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NICE SUGGESTIONS TO NOT FUCKING DIE
[Thanks for the name suggestion Arcade; SecUnit clearly didn't take to heart any of the other parts about not being able to tell people what to do.]
1. Never leave the Convoy [Convoy defined as the main trailers plus the radius of the shield and additional vehicles, approximately 80 meters] alone. Survey and scavenging groups should consist of at least 2 members.
2. When leaving the Convoy always inform someone outside of your party of your intended itinerary and duration of travel.
3. Perform regular check-ins during the excursion [ideally every 15 minutes] via the radio.
4. Bring a method of defense that you have training and certification in. This should be used as a LAST RESORT, if unable to avoid aggressive wildlife. Call for backup before engaging.
5. In an emergency situation safety of survey personnel is priority one. Abandon all equipment if necessary. Yes, even if that means the aggressive fauna will destroy it. Or eat it.
6. Never operate a vehicle or weapon while any of the following: Intoxicated, sleep-deprived, distracted, experiencing physical illnesses such as migraines, gastrointestinal symptoms, blood loss, etc.
7. Do not consume or touch unfamiliar plants or other food items without first confirming their safety for human ingestion. Licking counts as consuming.
8. Don't startle your SecUnit.
[Thanks for the name suggestion Arcade; SecUnit clearly didn't take to heart any of the other parts about not being able to tell people what to do.]
1. Never leave the Convoy [Convoy defined as the main trailers plus the radius of the shield and additional vehicles, approximately 80 meters] alone. Survey and scavenging groups should consist of at least 2 members.
2. When leaving the Convoy always inform someone outside of your party of your intended itinerary and duration of travel.
3. Perform regular check-ins during the excursion [ideally every 15 minutes] via the radio.
4. Bring a method of defense that you have training and certification in. This should be used as a LAST RESORT, if unable to avoid aggressive wildlife. Call for backup before engaging.
5. In an emergency situation safety of survey personnel is priority one. Abandon all equipment if necessary. Yes, even if that means the aggressive fauna will destroy it. Or eat it.
6. Never operate a vehicle or weapon while any of the following: Intoxicated, sleep-deprived, distracted, experiencing physical illnesses such as migraines, gastrointestinal symptoms, blood loss, etc.
7. Do not consume or touch unfamiliar plants or other food items without first confirming their safety for human ingestion. Licking counts as consuming.
8. Don't startle your SecUnit.
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[Of all the things to pick out of this conversation, the implication that it might accidentally hurt someone is not the most important, but that doesn't stop SecUnit from focusing on that, offense in its voice.
But it's starting to move past anger-adrenaline-offense and into exhaustion-offense, and the bickering of these two is remind it of the most pathetic bot it ever met. The one that was just... built to be some human's friend. Which is stupid, because even cheaply made a combat bot is a combat bot, but Roger's processing capacity sure seems like a high-level bot like Miki.
SecUnit considers its options for deescalating the tension further and finally reaches up, pulling off the motorcycle helmet it's been wearing to reveal the human face beneath. There, see, now it doesn't look like a scary faceless combat bot either. It looks like a human.]