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route666radio2025-03-02 08:32 am
serialmurderbot) wrote in route666radio2025-03-02 08:32 am
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NICE SUGGESTIONS TO NOT FUCKING DIE
[Thanks for the name suggestion Arcade; SecUnit clearly didn't take to heart any of the other parts about not being able to tell people what to do.]
1. Never leave the Convoy [Convoy defined as the main trailers plus the radius of the shield and additional vehicles, approximately 80 meters] alone. Survey and scavenging groups should consist of at least 2 members.
2. When leaving the Convoy always inform someone outside of your party of your intended itinerary and duration of travel.
3. Perform regular check-ins during the excursion [ideally every 15 minutes] via the radio.
4. Bring a method of defense that you have training and certification in. This should be used as a LAST RESORT, if unable to avoid aggressive wildlife. Call for backup before engaging.
5. In an emergency situation safety of survey personnel is priority one. Abandon all equipment if necessary. Yes, even if that means the aggressive fauna will destroy it. Or eat it.
6. Never operate a vehicle or weapon while any of the following: Intoxicated, sleep-deprived, distracted, experiencing physical illnesses such as migraines, gastrointestinal symptoms, blood loss, etc.
7. Do not consume or touch unfamiliar plants or other food items without first confirming their safety for human ingestion. Licking counts as consuming.
8. Don't startle your SecUnit.
[Thanks for the name suggestion Arcade; SecUnit clearly didn't take to heart any of the other parts about not being able to tell people what to do.]
1. Never leave the Convoy [Convoy defined as the main trailers plus the radius of the shield and additional vehicles, approximately 80 meters] alone. Survey and scavenging groups should consist of at least 2 members.
2. When leaving the Convoy always inform someone outside of your party of your intended itinerary and duration of travel.
3. Perform regular check-ins during the excursion [ideally every 15 minutes] via the radio.
4. Bring a method of defense that you have training and certification in. This should be used as a LAST RESORT, if unable to avoid aggressive wildlife. Call for backup before engaging.
5. In an emergency situation safety of survey personnel is priority one. Abandon all equipment if necessary. Yes, even if that means the aggressive fauna will destroy it. Or eat it.
6. Never operate a vehicle or weapon while any of the following: Intoxicated, sleep-deprived, distracted, experiencing physical illnesses such as migraines, gastrointestinal symptoms, blood loss, etc.
7. Do not consume or touch unfamiliar plants or other food items without first confirming their safety for human ingestion. Licking counts as consuming.
8. Don't startle your SecUnit.
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Yes! With my giant scythe.
I also shoot them.
Again with the giant scythe because it’s also a gun.
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By the sleeping trailer.
[It's mostly agreeing to see if it can somehow confiscate it. Wildly impractical weapons are fun on shows, but humans are already too prone to hurting themselves with their own weapons without something as decidedly impractical as a scythe involved.]
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[And true to her word, Ruby is waltzing along with a mechanical scythe that's taller than she is.
Which isn't saying much as she's a 5'4" teenage girl. But still.
Either way she's looking around for whoever she was texting with.]
I uh... Probably should have got their name... or what they look like.
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It's hard to tell where it's looking with the helmet, but from the angle (it's definitely looking above Ruby's head) it's probably staring at the scythe.]
It looks even more impractical than I thought.
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What she can't believe though is the shade It's throwing at her precious scythe.]
Wow. I'll have you know someone in my world once called it the most dangerous weapon ever designed.
And it's gotten me out of a ton of tough scrapes.
[The only reason it's practical for her is that her fighting style pretty much revolves around it, and is complimented by it.]
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I believe the first part.
[It does, as far as SecUnit's concerned, look like potentially the most dangerous weapon for the wielder, outside of non-remote detonating explosives.]
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[Ruby glances down at SecUnit's hand and blinks briefly.]
You know. You could say please if you want to take a look at it.
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Please let me look at your incredibly impractical weapon, tiny human.
[sarcasm bot activated.]