Oh, well, that's easy. [Leo's voice perks up a bit, always happy to talk about his brothers.] Raph's the oldest of us; he's our smashy guy. And he loves being a hero, and...

[Oh wait, never mind, his voice is dipping again. Turns out he can't talk about Raph or he'll just get choked up. That's a frustrating development.

There's a brief pause where he trails off, then he starts up again.]

And then Mikey's our youngest. He's short, but his mystic powers are off the charts! Seriously, you should see his razz-ma-tazz sometime! ...Just, hopefully not here.

And then Donnie's the brainy guy, obviously. He's always been the smart one. But he can definitely lay a smackdown, too - don't tell him I said that.

[Never mind this is a public conversation, so...]