Well, that rules me out. Between the feathers, wings, and my talons, I'm looking less human by the day.

[He pauses, scratching his neck with his talons, though it goes unseen.]

Though, frankly, I'd almost welcome a change to my legs at this point. At least then, I wouldn't have the misfortune of monster traits from my waste up and completely ordinary human legs beneath.

[It just feels more mismatched than if he were more of a beast, okay?]